I got stitches. I've recently commented several times on how, despite my best efforts, I've never seriously injured myself while on a bike. This is surprising not just because of how much time I spend on bikes, but more how often I've injured myself doing other reasonably safe things things (i.e. - snowboarding, playing hide-and-seek, jumping on couches, going in the backyard, jumping off of playground equipment, playing baseball in the backyard, all of these together have accounted for three broken bones, two lost teeth, a few stitches, and a nail in my foot.) So I've decided that biking is the right outlet for adventure. Incidentally, Provo's winter has been surprisingly mild so far, with mostly warm sunny days and still no real snow, but the friday before thanksgiving it finally snowed. I walked out from work with the whole friday night ahead of me to find beautiful, picturesque snow flakes falling gently on the MTC. Some of the missionaries around were running around playing in it and taking pictures, and I thought I ought to go home, find some people, and go sledding or something like that. So I hop on my bike as I'm leaving I think, "This could be dangerous, maybe i should take my mountain bike [which was coincidentally at the MTC also] so as to avoid slipping" But then I figured the roads would be fine, they're only wet, and my road bike does fine on wet roads. So I head off, and as I start heading down hill I realize that snow, while beautiful, is sort of a hassle when it flies into your eyes at twenty miles an hour. So I decided the best thing to do would be to keep my head down, glancing up occasionally to make sure I was on track. There's a nice bike lane all the way down the hill, and there was really no reason to worry, so off I went. As I was cruising down the hill, I noticed I was gathering a comical amount of snow on the front of my jacket and pants. It was about this moment that I hit something surprisingly solid. As I was flying over the handle bars of my bike I thought to myself, "Why is there a car in the bike lane?? How dare they!?" I might have had other thoughts as I was sailing over the car, but they didn't quite stick, and very shortly after I was picking myself up off the road, slightly dazed. I looked back to see some cars coming, so I grabbed my bike and pulled it to the side of the road, noticing the my front tire was still back by the car, and I was worried it was going to get run over. Some people ran over and asked me if I was ok. As far as I could tell I was, although I was having a little trouble standing, so I leaned on the guy for support. They told me I was bleeding a lot, and my mouth hurt, but I was happy to discover that I still had all my teeth and nothing was broken. The first thing I asked was if my bike was ok, and they said the fork was broken. A guy had me sit down in his car, while he called 911. A little bit afterwards I saw a firetruck pull up, I remember saying that that was lucky, in case my bike caught on fire (I said this sarcastically, not deliriously). Anyway, so then I hopped into the ambulance and the guy was checking that I was ok. Everyone I talked to had about the same conversation with me,
|My bike(s), the day after|
"So you're coming down from the MTC? What do you teach there?"
"That's cool, I know so and so who is somehow related to missionary work"
The ambulance guy also asked me some concussion related questions, like "do you know what the date is?" I didn't, but I'm pretty sure I couldn't have told him the date before crashing either, I did know it was friday, and I was still planning to swing by the hospital, grab some stitches, and get on with my life. So eventually we got to the hospital, they checked me out, gave me a cat scan (turns out my now was broken too) and cleaned me up. They put some lidocane on me to numb it up a bit, and then gave me shots to numb it some more in preparation for stitches. Then I waited for two hours. Then the doctor finally was free, and so he came by, but by then I was no longer numb, so they had to give me some more shots of lidocane. I'm not sure if you've ever had a needle in your lip (I hadn't) but it is quite possibly one of the most painful experiences possible. Easily the most painful thing that's ever happened to me. So then i got stitches and then I went home.
|My face, the day after|
Other than that, Thanksgiving happened, that was nice. I got my stitches out and went up to Logan to Lisa and Vic's house, I learned to drive stick shift, one more step towards becoming a man, I did all sorts of school things, made all sorts of exciting foods, carved a turkey, dissected a pig, got lots off pity, and had an all around good time.
Now I need to stop putting off my school stuff so that I can make good grades so that next year I don't have to pay for college, so that I can support my extravagant lifestyle of wrecking bikes and buying pianos.